Saturday, September 28, 2013

Do you remember, the 28th of September?

Allow me to commence with a brief anecdote from this morning...

I arose at 8:30am, after an unusually long night's rest, made breakfast (rice porridge and bananas), and then prepared various buckets, washboards and soaps to do laundry.

I exited my house, set down the buckets on the ground outside and was immediately greeted by a chorus of disapproving clucks and sighs. Looking up, I saw my host family neene shaking her head and chuckling to herself. I put on my best innocent foreigner face and asked meekly "Ca va?"

Matron Bingui dutifully set down her breakfast tea and bread, marched over to my porch and told me that there would be no laundry-doing or even body-washing today. Looking up at the sky, I expected to see the four horsemen of the apocalypse galloping down with umbrellas in hand because of the impending hurricane of cataclysmic proportions, but there was not a cloud to be seen.

So, I asked "Et... pourquoi?" Matron Bingui explained that a baby had been born in the wee hours of the morning today. Thinking that perhaps this was some sort of Ditinnois custom, I nodded and very sagely added "Oh." But friends, Matron Bingui was not finished. She continued to explain that upon exiting his mother's womb, the baby spoke, and thusly decreed that there should be no washing or pumping of water today.

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I have no analysis of the anecdote above because, in the event that this child is in fact a divine being, I don't wish to incur his wrath by questioning his very first proclamation. Furthermore, in the immortal words of Thumper, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all."

Oh, I found out later that the baby wasn't born in Guinea, but in Cote d'Ivoire. The parents are somehow related to people in Ditinn, who are somehow related to people in a village about 100km away where two other volunteers reported being similarly forbidden from pumping water. News travels fast, but only between kin since apparently we were the only volunteers put under such H2O restrictions. Suffice it to say that this is perhaps the most bizarre story I have heard to date.


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Friends, it's only been about a million and one years since I last posted a blog. I promise this won't become a regular occurrence. How can I promise such a thing? Well, because this blog post is comin' at you from the sunny, windy, and rain-sprinkly valley that yours truly calls home. That's right, kids. I'm interwebbing from the comfort of my own home (thank you, internet key)!


Remember how I was worried that summer would be boring? Ha! Let's run through the past 3 months...

July 4 - July 28: Helped out with Pre-Service Training for the new group of education volunteers.

August 12 - August 31: Taught a Youth Entrepreneurship Class for high school and college students who were spending their summer vacation in Ditinn. Also worked with Alimou on Ditinn's electrification project!

September 1 - September 3: Went to Conakry to buy laptops for our high school!

September 4 - September 18: Returned to PST to help out with Practice School, G24's swearing-in ceremony and subsequent installation.



For the past 4 days I've been familiarizing myself with the computers and with Windows 8...







Please help me, I seem to have become technologically inept.




Also finished illustrating the children's book I started a while back.   The title is "Finda and Djak Learn About Malaria."  Here's a little sampler...




My friend, Alpha, translated the French into Pular. Now all that's left is drawing, coloring and laminating!


* Fun fact: "lamination" is "plastification" in Guinean French. Makes sense, huh?



I understand that it's not the easiest to get news on Guinea, so let me give you a little update. Legislative elections were originally scheduled for early July, then they were postponed to September 24th to allow ample time for negotiation between the political party leaders. In my understanding, the main points of contention are whether or not to count votes cast by Guineans living abroad, and which organization will be charged with ultimately tallying the votes. Now, September 24th has come and gone, still no election. However, it seems that Guinea is getting closer to carrying them out in a fair and organized fashion. The U.N. has sent a representative to work with the major political leaders, and the general attitude (at least in Ditinn) seems to be becoming more and more positive towards the election process. Now the election is scheduled for September 28th.


(At the time of this posting, election day has passed uneventfully, barki Allah.)


But enough of elections! I have exactly 1 year left in my contract. 15 months have taught me many things, two of which I've been reflecting upon quite a bit lately: human touch and the art of talking to strangers.

Within the past 2 months, I started an e-mail exchange with a group of students at a school in Maine. Peace Corps has this nifty "World Wise School" program that connects currently serving volunteers with students in the U.S. Also got in touch with one of my professors from BC, who is running an awesome high school program that focuses on cultural awareness/global proficiency. So in an effort to introduce myself and share some important aspects of my service here, I've been writing, rewriting, deleting, and writing letters all over again.

Turns out that it's rather difficult to put this thing into words. Then again, maybe Mefloquine is just muddling my diction. (Kidding, Mom! Apart from the vivid dreams, Meflo has had minimal side effects.) One of the questions posed to me was about the invisible aspects of culture. Immediately, I thought about touch:

Upon my arrival in Guinea, the first cultural difference that really struck me was our perception of touch. The first few days in-country were a whirlwind, and before I knew it I was sitting alone in the dimly-lit salon of my host family, a steaming plate of rice and fish staring me in the face.

After evening prayer, my host father, mother and sister joined me for dinner. Within a couple of minutes my host brother, Ahmed, came home with his friend, Boubacar. They explained that they'd already eaten, and proceeded to sit down on the couch to watch the news (it was one of those rare evenings when the electricity was actually functioning for longer than 5 minutes!). After a while I looked over and noticed that Ahmed and Boubacar were holding hands. Now, if we see two teenage boys cuddling up next to each other in the U.S., we generally think that they're boyfriends, n'est-ce pas? However, homosexuality being illegal in Guinea, I knew this couldn't be the case. Since my French was nowhere near developed enough to allow me to pose a question tactfully, I decided to wait to ask about it later.

As training progressed, I noticed more and more hand-holding, cheek-kissing, and cuddling between men and women (most often same-sex, male-female hand holding was rare). I was introduced to the insanity that is a bush taxi ride, where you cram between 10 and 14 full-grown adults into a miniscule car and proceed to speed down unpaved and pothole-ridden roads. On such a ride, the majority of your time is spent in someone else's lap. At first, I was horrified. Everyone else in the car was perfectly content, to my surprise. Babies were often taken by strangers to make extra room for bags and buckets of food (sometimes a live chicken or two), arms were draped over arms, heads leaned against unfamiliar shoulders, and so on. It became clear very quickly that Guineans simply do not have the same concept of personal space that I do.

In our culture, where touch is often sexualized to an extreme, it seems that people often fear even the most accidental brushing of arms. I know that I've apologized for touching someone's hand in the checkout line at the grocery store, and I ask you, what on earth was I apologizing for? More often than not, touch in Guinea is something nice, warm, well-intentioned, and a pure and simple necessity when it comes to public transportation. It's taken a bit of getting used to, but I'm now comfortable walking hand-in-hand with my friends, my coworkers, and even my supervisor.

As for talking to strangers, well, I will confidently challenge most anyone back in the States to a stranger-conversation competition. Yes friends, talking to unfamiliar people no longer makes me break out in a cold sweat. Living in a place where everything is new and different has taught me how to craft a story out of nothing, how to be comfortable simply staring sometimes (mainly at children or the batty old lady who always asks me to cook ridiculous things for her), and how to inseminate a pregnant silence with a question that, with time, will give birth to a marvelously interesting dialogue (e.g. "Why do children fart?" or "How do sorcerers hypnotize people?" or "What if dogs could talk?"). Of course, sometimes my best efforts fall flat and I end up tongue-tied and blushing red from embarrassment, but thankfully these instances seem to be more endearing than not to my neighbors.


That's all for now, folks.



p.s. I'd like to take a moment to thank Matt, Claire G, Claire R, Dima and Michelle, Natalie, and my parents for sending me care packages and letters. I've written you all replies, but am never certain that they'll arrive in a timely fashion.


p.p.s. A big WELCOME to Alicia M and Travis B (sorry Alicia, it's a little belated for you), who have recently joined the Peace Corps family! They're in Namibia and Cameroon, respectively. If you know these two spectacular human beings from BC (or elsewhere I suppose, I just don't know how we could all be connected but that's neither here nor there), PLEASE send them some e-mail/handwritten letter/care package love! Though we may be hundreds or perhaps thousands of km away, I'm happy to be on the same side of the ocean with you two.

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Guinea's Rumbly Tumbly



This time last year, I was on my way to knowing exactly what an oven-baked chicken feels like.  The blistering heat, the sensitive skin, the blistering heat, the constant fuss, the heat, the heat, the heat.





 
Thankfully, now that the fowl has been cooked and the oven turned off, the table has been set and I've been transformed into a lovely feast.






...Alright. 



 
I realize this metaphor is flawed and perhaps disturbing on a number of levels.  



You can't blame me for having food on the brain, however, since this post is coming at you from the profoundest depths of RAMADAN.  Your friend and humble narrator has been fasting along with a couple other volunteers and about 85% of the population of Guinea. 




It's day 15, and I have learned 5 very important things.



* To those of you who are familiar with fasting, please excuse my naivety. *



1. From before SUNRISE until SUNSET, No food + No water + No spit (depending on your particular religious views) + No alcohol + No smoking + No intimate relations with a non-spouse person = FASTING



2. All of the above + Just shy of the Equator heat = Le mois de Carem à la Guinée



3. There are a number of things I do not know about Ramadan, but in my limited understanding, this is a time to focus your thoughts and actions on God.  It's also a time to more deeply consider the struggles faced by those living in poverty everyday.  Pretty awesome idea.  Pretty difficult, but that's the point eh?



4. People here continue to play soccer and work in the fields all the live long day, all while fasting.  This has bumped them up from "hard worker" to "super human" status in my eyes.







5. There is very little more satisfying than breaking fast with a date, a handful of rice, and some hot corn-meal porridge.  It's really nice to "makefast" at pre-dawn and to "breakfast" in the evening amongst friends.



Guys, this is tough. 



While I made a valiant effort to forego both food and water for the first week, the fatigue broke me on the second week, and I've since used a couple of non-fasting days to replenish my strength. 


I want to hand it to experienced fasters, it takes a lot of finesse to find the right balance between...




(Kelsey's 1st week)



...and...





(Week 2)



My tummy has a lot of adjusting to do, but never fear,
I'm sure weeks 3 and 4 will run more smoothly.




Transitioning to non food related items...


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Heh. 



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Alright, for real now...




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Okay, okay, seriously. 



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I'm moving on.





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BOOM!



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That was the last one, I swear.




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As you can see, food is becoming an obsession in our group. 




For the love of God, families, please stop sending your PCV "Bon Appetit" and "Gourmet" magazines.





It's just cruel.



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Okay, I lied about the last picture, but LOOK at this thing. 




It's a work of art.





* Now, before viewing more, wipe the drool off your chin.  Then go visit http://foodporndaily.com . *



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Food transition complete.


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Training for G24 is well underway, and I couldn't have been happier to meet the new group of volunteers.  They're all math and science teachers, and will be heading out to their respective sites in September.  WOW.  Our G22 group has officially graduated from Sophomore to Junior Peace Corps Volunteer status. 

I'm heading back to site in a day or so, where I hope to begin a Youth Entrepreneurship class that will last the months of August and September.  In very much "blossoming and exciting ideas" news, I've begun working on a literacy and sensitization initiative catered to primary school students.  Yours truly and another woman in Ditinn will be working on a series of illustrated children's books, focusing on topics ranging from nutrition, to hygiene, to Malaria prevention, and gender equality.  The books will be written in French and Pular, and my hope is to distribute them to the primary school teachers in our prefecture.   I'll be sure to post some stories on here so you can browse at your leisure.




Also, before I forget, THANK YOU to those of you who have donated to our Learning and Information Technology Center project. 



There's only about $360 left to go! 



Every little bit counts, so if you know of anyone who might be interested in donating, please send along my contact information and the link to the donation page:

https://donate.peacecorps.gov/index.cfm?shell=donate.contribute.projDetail&projdesc=13-675-006



Also, since someone decided to change all the phone numbers in Guinea (Without telling me, mind you.  How daaaare they?), I haven't been able to reach y'all via Gmail chat. 



Here are the instructions for re-establishing our
precious,
          day-brightening and
                               indescribably meaningful
                                                                                                                                                 connection:



(Can you tell I miss talking with you guys?)




Text Kelsey for FREE from Gmail!
1. make a gmail account
2. go into SETTINGS (the flower/gear shaped thing in right corner),
3. then LABS
4. then enable SMS TEXTS
5. add Kelsey to your contacts, including her Guinean phone number +224 628 71 57 04

TO SEND A FREE MESSAGE TO HER PHONE: at the bottom left of your screen says CHAT and SMS.

Type in Kelsey's name in the search area, it will bring up her ...info and you can scroll across and select

"Send SMS" This will open up a chat screen and just type away!
Keep the messages short, otherwise they will not go through correctly.

They are free to receive, and cost only 100 GNF for her to reply. So start sending her messages!


Friday, June 21, 2013

Chez moi


Since many of you have asked me for either GPS coordinates or some  directions on how to Google Map my village, here you have it.


A little bit of Google and Paint can do wonderful things:


Summa Summa Summa Tiiime


Long ago, when your friend and humble narrator was just a wee lass, the prospect of summer brought with it a intoxicatingly sweet taste of freedom.

So intoxicating, in fact, that little Kelsey often lost focus in class and became even more scatter-brained than normal (Remember, Mom? Thanks for putting up with me!).

I'd forgotten just how overwhelming the approach of summer can be.


That is, until all of my students seemed to develop a very serious case of seasonal ADMAFLAYDUID.

Oh, sorry, in layman's terms that stands for...

Attention Deficit Miss Aicha, For the Love of Allah, You're Driving Us Insane Disorder.




Nothing is more ego-deflating than when your students find a piece of mouse poop on their desk to be more entertaining than you.  While all other classes had long since finished their coursework, I met with Terminale students right up until their national exams.  It was tantamount to an extra 30 days of torture for some. 

Then again, it was a necessary move, considering the national exams were moved up by a whole month.  Normally scheduled for late June/early July, the national Brevet was held May 27-June 1st, followed by the Baccalaureat June 6th-10th.  In order to allow the regional department of education ample time to prepare test sites and materials, this meant that all our grades and review sessions had to be launched into warp-speed so they could be finished by the first week of May.  In the midst of all this chaos however, both students and teachers maintained a surprisingly positive attitude.  I was slightly more frazzled, but then again, I'm the newbie. 

Here's a cartoon I doodled in my journal, which I think aptly captures my sentiments towards the end of April...







But hey!  They finished their exams and now we're all free for a few* blissful months!

* a few = June, July, August and September




What am I going to do with all the free time?



First things first, we're planning training sessions for the incoming stage.  My responsibilities include reworking the TEFL program into 9 sessions for our math and science teachers.  Since most everyone, regardless of their primary job description, winds up teaching English in some capacity at their site, we want to offer a basic introduction to language instruction and materials design.

Never thought I'd be doing this but, truth be told, I'm eating it up!




After training I'll be heading back to site for a few weeks and also training for the 1st Annual Tour de Fouta.


What's the Tour de Fouta?



Well, instead of France, we have the mountainous and beautiful and (partially) paved Fouta Jallon.


Instead of French, we have... okay, so that's the same.


Instead of Lance Armstrong, we have Geoff and Ben, and Carlos and Shane - our resident biking fiend duos.


Instead of steroids, we have Jus-Jus packets to add that extra little kick to our filtered and bleached well water.



While I will not be competing in the race from Mamou to Labe (some 144 km), I will be riding at a more leisurely pace with another volunteer throughout the 2 day tour.


Wish me luck!




Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Too late to 'polagize?





So, I’ve been a terrible blogger.







The first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem, right?




Before you call off our friendship and close this window to go peruse stumbleupon or whatever new-fangled website they’ve come up with recently, let me share a story with you…



It begins in a quiet, picturesque village nestled in the heart of a fertile little valley.  National exams have just concluded and everyone is settling down to a much-deserved period of mental repose.  All except your friend and humble narrator.




Why, you ask?




Well…




BECAUSE OUR PROJECT GOT APPROVED, THAT’S WHY!!!!



The application has been sent, the forms have been signed, and the project is soon to be posted on the Peace Corps website.  We’re in need of about $1,800.00 to create a Learning and Information Technology Center, the goal of which is to provide a venue for computer literacy courses, and to allow students and teachers to access online learning resources.  


As things stand, our elementary and high school students have very few reading materials (and if they do, they were generally printed in the 1970s). Aside from helping educators inject some up-to-date classroom activities and literature, this will also give us a chance to connect students and teachers in Guinea with students and teachers in the ole U.S. of A.



If you’re reading this and thinking “Heck yeah!  How do I sign up??”, send me an e-mail!  



If you want to donate to the project, not only are you sure to earn some great karma points, but I will also personally write you an ode.



Seriously.  I’m getting pretty good at them.



In other “Life in Ditinn” news, Flo is a big, happy, and chub-ster again, thanks to the heaping bowls of rice my neighbor gives to her every day.  I’m going to have to up the mileage on our runs from now on, because right now she gets tired after running a couple circles around the cow in our compound (as opposed to her usual 12-20 laps).




All in all, life is going well.  The rains have set in once more, which reminds me of home.  Though generally, you don’t have sopping wet chickens blown into your living room when it storms in Tacoma.  Nor-Easters even pale in comparison to the intensity of these rains.  The other day while walking to school, I was caught in a storm (imagine, if you will, black apocalyptic-looking clouds appearing out of nowhere), and so was forced to run for shelter in a nearby “Credit Rural” building.  I spent the next half hour waiting for the rains to abate, in a dark room, sitting awkwardly across the desk from the manager as he filled out forms using a leaky pen and a sputtering flashlight beam.  I suppose that’s one nice thing about monsoons – they bring you into contact with folks with whom you’d otherwise have no real business interacting.  That, and they produce mangos the size of your face.


Note to the potential adventurer: Never eat an entire grafted mango before going on a 3.5 hour bike ride up mountains.  The idea of eating something that looks like a dinosaur egg is awesome.  Later feeling like a miniature velociraptor is going to rip its way out of your stomach is not.


Now that school has ended, I’ve been keeping myself busy with (you guessed it) home-improvement projects and in-service trainings.  On the home-improvement front, I have now successfully crafted a utensil-holder and a dog travel-crate, and I have also screwed innumerable screws in half and broken two hacksaws.  Guinea has apparently bequeathed me the strength and clumsiness of a she-hulk.  Go figure.


On the in-service trainings front, I just completed a 3-day conference called the Youth Entrepreneurs Training Program.  It was excellent, and I hope to begin offering courses this August!  The plan is to take on a student intern or two to help me run the LIT Center at our school.


As I write this (quite scattered) blogpost, I am sitting in a hot and humid office in Dubreka.  If you’ll recall, that’s where I spent the first 3 months of training.  Well, we’re getting ready to welcome the new group of education volunteers, due to arrive in July!  I’m psyched to begin training the language and technical teachers, and to help with organizing the new stage’s training schedule.  This also means that I will be around computers more frequently, and thus able to post blogs more than once every three months.

So, pretty please, don’t write me off as a complete blog failure yet.

Deal?


Peace and love,
K


Sunday, April 7, 2013

Peace Corps Meets the Land Before Time


HEY!  



I had a stellar Spring Break in a magical place called Doucki.




Go ahead, get the poop-jokes out of your system before you continue...









I posted a bunch of pictures on the "Guinea Ginge in Action" photo thingy-ma-jig, but thought I'd share some of my favorites with you here!






There were 7 of them in there. Thankfully, we didn't have to use the same taxi.  





Overlooking the valley





First waterfall of the trip






Your voice could echo for miles here 






Yup.  Land Before Time.





 We climbed all the way down and back up this beast.





Phone home, anyone?





Apparently Doucki is also the land of mutant bananas.





This is part of the "Indiana Jones" hike...

... my favorite, obviously :)







He's like a monkey, that one :)


A funny thing happened on the way to the luumo...

10 months in Guinea, and a number of funny changes have occurred.

1 _ While I may have arrived in Guinea with the intention of drastically developing race relations for the better and spreading oodles of knowledge about the United States of America, I've found myself gawking at pale-skinned people passing  through my village along with the rest of my community.  The other day, I stared at a pair of American-looking folk (the fanny-packs and croakies tipped me off) who were sitting at a booth in our weekly market (luumo).  When I realized what I was doing, I snapped myself out of it, strolled on over and very tactfully initiated conversation with...

"Hi.  What are you doing here?"

So much for manners, Kelsey.  (Sorry Moma and Gramma, you taught me much better than that.)  I gracefully recovered with...

"I mean, um, well... It's just that I don't see many white people out here.  Hi.  My name is Kelsey."

Smoooooth.

Thank goodness my new-found friends were gracious conversation partners.  They smiled, nodded, and explained that they were Christian missionaries who'd been working in Guinea for over 18 years.  We chatted a bit, but on account of the sun beating down on my poor, un-sunscreened scalp, I bought an English-French-Pular phrase book from them and retreated home.

I'm beginning to understand how strange it is to be a part of such a visibly apparent minority.




2 _ Remember how I used to joke that it would be really cool for my freckles to fuse together?  Haha-well it doesn’t seem to be as much of an impossibility anymore.

Folks, it’s HOT here.

I’ve been taking care to hydrate and lather on the sunscreen, but poor Flo is having a rough time of it.  I took her out for a bike ride (sadly, no, she can’t reach the pedals so she has to run alongside me) that lasted about 20 minutes.  By the end of it, she was running from spot of shade to spot of shade, flopping on the ground, and then lugging herself back up to catch me once I’d gotten far ahead.

When we arrived back home, I left her on the porch and went inside momentarily to get her some water.  When I came back out, I found her passed out with her muzzle still in her water bowl.

So you get the picture.  Luckily, this heat will only stick around for another month or so.  For Spring Break, I plan on going to a waterfall-filled valley in the Fouta with a couple other volunteers.  Swimming will be a welcome luxury.



3 _ In my former life, I must have been a carpenter.


        Yours truly built this rickety shelf...



...and just last weekend, converted a busted table into this lovely clothing shelf.





All this accomplished with sandpaper, a piece of re-bar (no crowbar available), hammer, nails, and a Swiss Army knife saw.


  IKEA, 
          eat 
                  your  
             out.


You might think I'm bragging (ok, maybe a little bit), but what I really want to call attention to is that I still have a good amount of time on my hands.  I've finally put forth the grant proposal for our computer center project, so all there is to do now is wait.


4 _ My students continue to delight, amuse and frustrate me every day.  Absences, tardiness, and general teenage-hormone-induced surliness makes me want to douse them all with a cold bucket of water sometimes.  Truly, I'm amazed at my high school teachers - you all must have had more patience than Mother Theresa.

Despite the frustrations, my spirits are frequently lifted by their enthusiasm, earnestness, and unwittingly absurd (and often poetic) statements like these:

"I burned my journal before she read it."

"She left me before I hated her."

"I ate my father last night."

"Ronaldo was angry because you slept with Roberta."

"If I go home, I will cook my wife."

"I dream to earn a lot of money, to fly a plane to Jamaica, and to promote full racial equality for whites and blacks in America."  (We'd talked about Martin Luther King the previous week.)


And, when I caught a student cheating on a test and took away half of his total...

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT DO THIS." 

They're a good-hearted bunch, and they can sure make you smile :)


That's all for now.  To sum it all up, I'm doing well, staying healthy, and trying to come up with a plan of action for this summer.  It will most likely include many art projects (MURALS!!!), working out the details on my computer project, and beginning a waste-removal and recycling initiative in Ditinn. 

I'll keep ya posted.

<3