Thursday, July 25, 2013

Guinea's Rumbly Tumbly



This time last year, I was on my way to knowing exactly what an oven-baked chicken feels like.  The blistering heat, the sensitive skin, the blistering heat, the constant fuss, the heat, the heat, the heat.





 
Thankfully, now that the fowl has been cooked and the oven turned off, the table has been set and I've been transformed into a lovely feast.






...Alright. 



 
I realize this metaphor is flawed and perhaps disturbing on a number of levels.  



You can't blame me for having food on the brain, however, since this post is coming at you from the profoundest depths of RAMADAN.  Your friend and humble narrator has been fasting along with a couple other volunteers and about 85% of the population of Guinea. 




It's day 15, and I have learned 5 very important things.



* To those of you who are familiar with fasting, please excuse my naivety. *



1. From before SUNRISE until SUNSET, No food + No water + No spit (depending on your particular religious views) + No alcohol + No smoking + No intimate relations with a non-spouse person = FASTING



2. All of the above + Just shy of the Equator heat = Le mois de Carem à la Guinée



3. There are a number of things I do not know about Ramadan, but in my limited understanding, this is a time to focus your thoughts and actions on God.  It's also a time to more deeply consider the struggles faced by those living in poverty everyday.  Pretty awesome idea.  Pretty difficult, but that's the point eh?



4. People here continue to play soccer and work in the fields all the live long day, all while fasting.  This has bumped them up from "hard worker" to "super human" status in my eyes.







5. There is very little more satisfying than breaking fast with a date, a handful of rice, and some hot corn-meal porridge.  It's really nice to "makefast" at pre-dawn and to "breakfast" in the evening amongst friends.



Guys, this is tough. 



While I made a valiant effort to forego both food and water for the first week, the fatigue broke me on the second week, and I've since used a couple of non-fasting days to replenish my strength. 


I want to hand it to experienced fasters, it takes a lot of finesse to find the right balance between...




(Kelsey's 1st week)



...and...





(Week 2)



My tummy has a lot of adjusting to do, but never fear,
I'm sure weeks 3 and 4 will run more smoothly.




Transitioning to non food related items...


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Heh. 



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Alright, for real now...




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Okay, okay, seriously. 



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I'm moving on.





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BOOM!



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That was the last one, I swear.




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As you can see, food is becoming an obsession in our group. 




For the love of God, families, please stop sending your PCV "Bon Appetit" and "Gourmet" magazines.





It's just cruel.



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Okay, I lied about the last picture, but LOOK at this thing. 




It's a work of art.





* Now, before viewing more, wipe the drool off your chin.  Then go visit http://foodporndaily.com . *



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Food transition complete.


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Training for G24 is well underway, and I couldn't have been happier to meet the new group of volunteers.  They're all math and science teachers, and will be heading out to their respective sites in September.  WOW.  Our G22 group has officially graduated from Sophomore to Junior Peace Corps Volunteer status. 

I'm heading back to site in a day or so, where I hope to begin a Youth Entrepreneurship class that will last the months of August and September.  In very much "blossoming and exciting ideas" news, I've begun working on a literacy and sensitization initiative catered to primary school students.  Yours truly and another woman in Ditinn will be working on a series of illustrated children's books, focusing on topics ranging from nutrition, to hygiene, to Malaria prevention, and gender equality.  The books will be written in French and Pular, and my hope is to distribute them to the primary school teachers in our prefecture.   I'll be sure to post some stories on here so you can browse at your leisure.




Also, before I forget, THANK YOU to those of you who have donated to our Learning and Information Technology Center project. 



There's only about $360 left to go! 



Every little bit counts, so if you know of anyone who might be interested in donating, please send along my contact information and the link to the donation page:

https://donate.peacecorps.gov/index.cfm?shell=donate.contribute.projDetail&projdesc=13-675-006



Also, since someone decided to change all the phone numbers in Guinea (Without telling me, mind you.  How daaaare they?), I haven't been able to reach y'all via Gmail chat. 



Here are the instructions for re-establishing our
precious,
          day-brightening and
                               indescribably meaningful
                                                                                                                                                 connection:



(Can you tell I miss talking with you guys?)




Text Kelsey for FREE from Gmail!
1. make a gmail account
2. go into SETTINGS (the flower/gear shaped thing in right corner),
3. then LABS
4. then enable SMS TEXTS
5. add Kelsey to your contacts, including her Guinean phone number +224 628 71 57 04

TO SEND A FREE MESSAGE TO HER PHONE: at the bottom left of your screen says CHAT and SMS.

Type in Kelsey's name in the search area, it will bring up her ...info and you can scroll across and select

"Send SMS" This will open up a chat screen and just type away!
Keep the messages short, otherwise they will not go through correctly.

They are free to receive, and cost only 100 GNF for her to reply. So start sending her messages!